enthralling

You wish your weekend was as action-packed as mine.

No, I joke, I actually did nothing at all, and I’m not exaggerating. On Saturday I watched my lazy way through three films in the afternoon (Zodiac, Factory Girl, Blood Diamond) and today I sat on my slowly-widening ass playing internets ’til it all became too much for me and I had to take a much-needed nap on the floor.

Oh, the endless thrills.

I remember the days when I used to have a life. They were good days. Now, even a mild day of sitting and munching idly is enough to send me into a veritable coma on the lounge-room floor by three p.m.

I used to be wild. I used to be outta control. What happened?

Well, I do drink far less…